Friday, August 27, 2010

How to Identify cities in India?

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and They start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along And quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in Goa

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN Amritsar

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the help of others passing over their.
You are in the Heart of India( M.P).


Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says" aamchya gharasamor bhandu naka, dusarikade jaun bhanda ( dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)".
That's Pune for sure!!!

3 comments:

The Solitary Writer said...

oh yeah this is a very famous email forwards which we used to get before :) but its funny ..especially the chennai one...

how are you?

Sneo said...

funny.. never got this forward though

Juhi From Meerut said...

I got this email how to identify cities in India on Fri, 7/7/06 by the friend who is still with me. U can check about him in English Verses By Me
The very first verse is solely on him.

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